October 2011
“The only thing money gives you is the freedom of not worrying about money.”
– Johnny Carson (via moronicbeauty)
“People will pay more to be entertained than educated.”
– Johnny Carson (via moronicbeauty)
Watchjessicaxann:
this is so funny<3
Reblog if your vagina is magical.
Watchthe-bryman:
One day this girl is going to join Tumblr. When she finds this video and sees the notes, she will be mortified.
HAHAHA HOLY FUCK CHILD, U MAD?!
What a shit
Suddenly, my life has turned into (500) Days of Summer…
I need you
Sometimes, I just miss you so much that it almost breaks my heart when I think of you. But you’re not with me, so I can’t even touch you, hold you, kiss you, love you… And, nowadays, when you’re finally with me, it seems like you pretend I’m not even there. So what do you want from me? But when I do get some attention from you… it just hurts, because I...
